are you weird?

are you stupid? are you serious?

"im walkng my dog around the bathroom"
-- are you weird?

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You down?

saying used to ask a friend if they wanna go smoke some chronic. the answer should be "i'm down!"

"hey you down?"
"yeah. I'm down"

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Fook You

expessive used to ask someone to leave your space

please fook off

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you mamma

1. It is a standard misunderstanding and/or insult.

"You momma..." said Donte. "What do you mean, my mamma? You momma!" Them's fightin' words.

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Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

You Lie?

You lie? Is a short way to say "Are you lying?" or "Are you serious" Basically those. It is used when someone says something absolutely ridiculous and you think they are lying like the example below.

Bre--I'm related to Beyonce!
Jess--NO way!!
Bre--Yup! She's my half aunt!
Jess--You Lie?
Bre--Nope! It's the truth!

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fank you

sounds just like 'thank you' but means 'fuck you' ; keeps up appearances and good form while saying exactly what you think ; a proper response to a left-handed compliment.

best used in combo w your toothiest grin. try it on your boss, mother-in-law, frenemies, teachers & snippy restaurant hostesses

Sue: omg Melina, you are so lucky it doesn't matter when you gain weight. i wish i was as big-boned as you
Melina: omg fank you!

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