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"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
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having anal sex according to some people/person
Box 1: "I don't think I can see him anymore. He asked to do anal on our first time."
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
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When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.
Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
7👍 1👎
A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?
George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?
309👍 158👎
way too busy as in totally scheduled
I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!
25👍 9👎
Basically fuck trans people we want the real deal.
Boy : I'm super straight I only like real woman.
Feminist's : your dick is that small.
boy : your tits are that small?
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A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.
Woah dude, we don't bang girls here. Don't be so straight about it.