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A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.
“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
somebody who is addicted to buying apps.
Person 1: Man, Sam has so many apps on his iPhone.
Person 2: Yeah. he's a total app monster.
The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster
An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.
I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.
Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”
“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”
A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!