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After having anal sex make the person taken it in the ask give the fuge packer a blow job.
After Andy gave Tim anal Tim gave Andy and Analblow.
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An anal train is a disgusting sex act where a man puts his erect schlong into the girls cornhole while being penetrated by a black man. They will proceed to fuck while walking, in a squatted position, in a circular motion. During orgasm the man in the middle will pull out his cockle and cream in the air while yelling, "Empty the steam stack!", while the black man will yell, "Clean Coal!!!". The group will then proceed to shit on the floor and fall asleep.
Johnny, Tom, and Vanessa had an anal train last night. The carpet cleaners refused to help them.
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Ancient pornographic card game which involved depositing cards in players' anuses.
You up for a game of anal blackjack?
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The act of being elevated above the ground by the insertion of a(n) object(s) into one's anal cavity. Originates in the slutty incestial households (barns) of northeastern Arkansas. Hurts really fucking bad!
Susan lost her virginity during her anal deflooration by her brother Cletus.
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When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.
Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.
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Sex where something is put up someones ass. Very painful and there is usually poop involved. Men who really are gay are into this.
He had anal sex with his girlfriend even though it hurt so much she cried. Why oh why didn't he just come out of the closet?
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When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.
To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.
Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!
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