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Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.
There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!
The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button
Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
A state with bipolar ass weather
holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar