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A tech company. It’s expensive as fuck. You get the same performance for less with a pc
Oh got that guys got a fuck Apple MacBook
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An Aplatonic person - somebody who doesn't experience platonic attraction
I was talking about how friendship is overrated with one of my apple acquaintances.
The company that LOVES to sell electronics at fucking insane ass prices that are way overpriced. It is mid 2024, and the base Mac Mini ($600), iMac ($1300), and MacBook Air ($900) STILL offer only eight fucking gigabytes of RAM, and the SSD is at a tiny ass 250 gb. Bat shit INSANE for those prices. Want to upgrade to a more reasonable memory and storage? $200 for an extra 8 gigs of ram, and another $200 for an extra 250 gb of SSD. Add those two together, $400. For just extra memory and storage to make the computer at least usable for halfway going into 2025. Fucking nuts, man.
Apple's accessories for their Macs, iPads, and iPhones are also way overpriced, such as the cases, covers, keyboards, earphones, and even their fucking chargers that are infamous for being fragile as fuck yet so damn expensive to replace.
Now, I will say this. Apple products do last a while and are well built, and a lot of their stuff are honestly good. And some of their stuff are a better value than others. But the fucking abysmal value on a lot of their products is something that would turn people who are more frugal into other brands.
Many Apple users are the type of people that could give less fucking shits about being smart with their money and do not care about value.
A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.
(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.