Random
Source Code
Random
kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .
Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls
26👍 22👎
a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any
you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"
14👍 11👎
A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
15👍 10👎
A derogatory term coined by Ann Coulter in reference to the Iranian President and stupid Muslims.
"...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences."
15👍 12👎
A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.
'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'
15👍 11👎
slang for poopcutter or asshole.
My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.
15👍 11👎