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Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce
That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone
This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg
"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"
You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.
Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what
Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito
A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.
WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!
Only important people are remembered long after they're dead.
Who cares about him? Only kings are dead.
A game were you and your friends play as survivor trying to get out of a zombie apocalypse alive. There are four characters, Bill, Zoe, Francis (the best) and of course Louis the black guy that always dies. There is also a Versus mode which is basically the same thing except your trying to beat the other teams score and the teams take turns playing as zombies and humies.
Bill: Francis shut the fuck up!
Francis: i hate hospitals, doctors, boat lawyers, the army, the woods, log cabins, sewers, boomers, smokers, zombies, your mom...
Gamer: Left 4 dead sucks on xbox.
A hilarious mockumentary starring Kirstin Dunst, Denise Richards, and Kirstie Alley (skinny, then fat, then skinny, then fat, then skinny... FETTUCCINI!!!!)
This non-stop laughter-causing movie has got it all, from mentally disabled characters showing off their nether-regions, to trailer park-bombings, to pedophilia! Pop in this wonderful DVD and let the chaos ensue!
Drop Dead Gorgeous is the best mockumentary ever made!
Denise Richards is in Drop Dead Gorgeous!? She's such and easy bake oven! (See def. for easy bake oven)