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tag! you're dead

The name of an ever changing screamo/metal Band from Citrus Heights. Occasionally they add good band members, only to dissapoint them with their constant goal of mediocrity, and then losing them. Needless to say this band is not much to hear about, seeing as their name isn't even a proper noun. If you've heard about them, you probably have dyed your hair black more than twice, and melted your eyeliner before putting it on. The coolest thing about this band is the hand painted banner a former member was gifted that smells of spiced tea.

someone outside of Citrus Heights, but within a 2 mile radius: "Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "no."

someone from Citrus Heights:
"Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "yeah, a friend of mine was in the band, he's really good, but he left, his new band is actually playing a big show this weekend with (insert good headlining band here)!"

by r0queandr0le January 30, 2012

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Blogging A Dead Horse

When a troll continues arguing in a flame war thread that is long dead as both sides have made all of their points and have stopped caring.

Offenders are typically crying for attention, with have low self esteem and attention deficit problems.

Similar to the traditional "flogging a dead horse".

Pseudo-intellectual 1: Well I don't want to say too much on the topic, but: ... (5 paragraphs of opinionated rant).

Pseudo-intellectual 2: I support this, and would like to further add: ... (3 paragraphs of rhetorical questions and half-baked psycho-analysis).

<Thread Dies>

<2 weeks later>

Ring-in: This isn't really my argument but in my opinion both sides are wrong. I don't want to say a lot but... (10 paragraphs of literary quotes, topical allusions and first year philosophy diploma name dropping).

Observer: Doesn't this ring-in know that he's blogging a dead horse?

by Ev. I December 1, 2009

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Dead beat dad

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018

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all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 6, 2003

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Red dead redempton

You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.

Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what

Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

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Sack Of Dead Puppies

A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.

WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!

by MrWang45 April 3, 2011

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only kings are dead

Only important people are remembered long after they're dead.

Who cares about him? Only kings are dead.

by DiggNation (Submitted by Marc Khoury) May 24, 2007

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