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someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.
Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
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someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook
god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.
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n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
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When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.
A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."
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a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.
"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"
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When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
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To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.
I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.
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