Green Beret

When you're fingering someone and stealthily pick your nose, then continue with the booger finger(s) without cleaning it off.

I had a cold so I slipped her the green beret.

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pink and green

The slang term for the USMC dress uniform. Used since the first world war.

Don't all the jarheads look pretty in their pink and greens.

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Green Monster

3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster

"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"

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Green Rain

The term used to describe what happens when some dumbfuck drops weed out of the bowl/pipe. If hes stupid and drops out all the weed, it looks like green rain.
Green=Marijuana
Rain=Falling
Green Rain=Falling Marijuana

fuck nigga, its green rain is fallin! dare goes my weed motha fucka

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Green Bars

Them really annoying green windows loading bars.

Awww hell naw, I got more of them green bars!

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Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...

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squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.

"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."

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