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When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed
Oh shit I have a golden tissue
A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.
I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.
A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.
The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.
(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
Golden leggings is a sub fetish from the main genre Urolagnia (watersports, urination). In the act of golden leggings, someone is trying to urinate themselves all over there legs, forming the so called "Golden Leggings". Golden leggings can be performed alone, or in presence of others, and can lead to an enhanced sensation.
Hey, I tried Golden Leggings today, first i was grossed out, but you gotta try it, its so good.
When you've had to much to drink. you're getting head instead of cum you grab her head an piss down her throat til she spits or swallows
" my girl was giving me head after the bar. I had to go so I gave her the golden gulp . two birds one tree!"
The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea
Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!