Random
Source Code
Random
The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."
A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.
They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.
1👍 1👎
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.
I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th