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kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok
It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet
Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."
Synonym for 'never'
Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
A phrase used by a gruff, salty, negging character to say that he/she/they would like to have intimate relations with an attractive person walking by; a “cat-call”, as said to a buddy or chum
Two people (persons A and B) leaning against a building staring at an attractive person walking by
Person A to B : “Oy- I’d have a snap at that Tabby!” proceeds to make barking noise or growls
See: Rude
someone: I love having a girlfriend!
me:
me: why cant i be happy
(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.