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I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021


Quadrupedic horse

a horse that has 4 legs. it is also a phrase to say instead of swearing and just because it sounds fun

you Quadrupedic horse

by ashie is da best December 4, 2023


smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all July 24, 2015


A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.

I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!

by AmateurJuggler February 19, 2024


race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear

Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks

by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019


Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017


silver horse

Commonly used as slang by Australians and Kiwis as reference to the beer Carlton Draught. The packaging of the product includes a 'silver horse' behind the logo.

Friend 1: Oi you wanna Carlton Draught?
Friend 2: A what?
Friend 1: Silver Horse mate

Friend 2: ohh fucken oath cunt

by SleezyJay September 8, 2018