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To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"
i.e. Go take a smoke break
Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right
Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted
Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
When your spotting your mate at the gym, and he's just banged out 3 sets of 12. It is now well within your right to bang out 3 of your own
Guy 1: So I was spotting Tim at the gym the other day and he finished his sets and went off to train shoulders elsewhere
Guy 2: Mate you should have brought up Spotter's Rights...
Guy 1: Ah shit yeah, I forgot about that, Ill get him next time.
When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*
Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
Australian for "I don't care about your opinion"
Old mate: "Steve; your wife jut took the kids, your house is a shit hole, you haven't had a job in 20 years and you're just sitting on the couch drinking beer!"
Steve: "She'll be right mate"
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
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