Probably the worst day I’ve ever had. The day I felt left out broken sad depressed and annoyed by everything
“How was March 6?? Was it fun??”
Me: “ no. It was the worst day of my fxkcing life. Thank for asking.”
This birthday makes a person born on March 6 a great, smart, and loving friend. March 6 birthdays are really friendly.
Person 1: Hey, that person was born on March 6!
Person 2: I bet they’re friendly!
People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them
"omg, you're born on March 19 2006, I want to be YOU!"
Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.
"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"
National give ur bf head in the car day
bf: give me head right now
gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay
A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).
Are you competing in March Shatness?
Of course I am!
A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.
Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!