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the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.
Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket
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A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)
Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.
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Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.
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When a bitch is being excessivly bitchy, her father fucks her, and her vagina expands so much that pus oozes out and creates pockets in her pubic hair.
omg jamie! your pus pocket vagina is especially oozie today!
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When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!
Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.
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A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
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A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.
Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.
Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.
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