No one cares

You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.

Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”

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You the one

You are number one, you are the best.

How much do I owe you for the tacos?
Dont trip bro, I gotchu
Ayee, You the one.

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Hard one

When someone messes up or does something/ says something really stupid or dumb, a hard one is necessary to right the wrong. A hard one us performed by wrapping two fingers around the back of the neck and ripping your fingers across the entire back of the neck thus giving a burning sensation. If lesson is not learned, a second hard one is necessary. If it's extremely dumb, the entire room can participate in the hardest of ones.

Jamal missed so badly that he lost our only ball. "That's a hard one."

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The Special One

The Special One is the greatest of the greatest. He has special powers and incredible skill. He is the chosen one.

TSO: "To be the special one, you must be SPECIAL and the ONLY ONE... That is ME!"
TSO: "They call me the special one, they call me the lion king. But I call myself Vicente... and soon the Science Ambassador.

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one suck

A man who ejaculates with only one suck of the tip

It only took one suck

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one cheek

Careless, sloppy, haphazard, poor quality work; a diplomatic way of saying something is done half assed

I waited till the last minute to finish my paper, so I wound up doing a one cheek job on it.

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Level One

A level one guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is not willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.

That guy is "sortof" heteroflexible, he's a level one

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