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Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful
Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !
OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.
Oh the 1st of may, you get to kiss anyone you want, the same gender or opposite it doesn’t matter just get your lips on someone else’s don’t be scared
Eyy Jim it’s national kiss lips day
(*Jim kisses me*)
When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)
Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!
It is a smile of love, taste and orgasmic stimulation meant to be shared between lovers and their cakehole.
"Honey .... tonight you enticed me and I am ready for your sunshine lips. Can please help me?"
When you've just told someone something they don't appreciate (e.g. insulted them, their family, or anything else in general) and they're getting all exasperated, and are trying to think of something to yell at you, but their brains aren't as quick as their mouth, so their lips start moving around just gettin' ready for the words with their facial expression still shocked.
So, I called her a dumbass, and I was doing really well at keeping my laughter in check, until she started lip flappin'.