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i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags

When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.

I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.

by miniwill455 December 2, 2015

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

Decimal:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
etc...

Binary:
0,0
0,1
1,0
1,1
etc...

by D Den June 25, 2009

482πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

by When_ January 6, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 15, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke, used by those who understand binary against those who don't.

01001110 01100101 01110111 01001110 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110010 00110000 01111000 00110000 01110010 01110011
yes... Β¬_Β¬

by NewName August 29, 2004

212πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


I’m not going to do anything for you people and I don’t want to

I’m just going to be a selfish person who is not very good

I’m not going to do anything for you people and I don’t want to

by WorseThanHitler January 9, 2021

4πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god

Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll.

I’m talking to the Jews of UD.

Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god

So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020

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