Poop Lego

A situation that is clearly very horrible/disgusting and highly unlikely. May give rise to repeated circumstances in which the rare event occurs in more frequent intervals.

Wtf this lego has poop on it, who the fucking hell rubs legos on there shit stained ass and then puts them back in the box?! Good Lord I put my hands all over these! Fucking Poop lego!

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poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

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sticky poop

The type of poop that isn't able to be removed from your rear easily. It lasts forever and takes an extensive amout of toilet paper to remove. Thus deeming it sticky in nature. It "sticks" around.

I used all the toilet paper on account of my sticky poop

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poop print

The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".

Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.

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Hirsh Poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.

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poop-meiser

a poop-meiser is some who has a lot of goods (drugs,software,drugs)but refuses to share them with people who do not.

"dude give me some crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"

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Poop Lovin'

1. Being infatuated with feces, whether it be the act of excretion or the physical poop.
2. Anal sex

Eryka, will you go to prom with me?
Of course I will! Maybe afterwards we could do a little Poop Lovin'
Only in my wildest dreams.

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