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A masturbation technique used only by the savviest of males. Simply place your weak hand on a chair and sit on it for 5 minutes (righties use left, lefties use right)then proceed with your business. To complete the Reverse Stranger flip your hand palm side down with your thumb and pointer facing your body.
*Hint - Have your girl try it on you for a "Perfect Stranger"
"Damn, what a long day at the office. I think I'll treat myself to a reverse stranger strangerbefore I go to bed."
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When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.
Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
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Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh
Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!
Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back
Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!
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You're doing a female in the rectum and you ejaculate on her face and spit in her face.
I reverse houdinied that bitch, now she won't talk to me.
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The wall between the U.S. and Mexico that was built to keep people out of the U.S. most of the people coming into the U.S. just want a better life for themselves and the U.S. makes them into criminals. some people die trying to get here. The term Reverse Berlin wall gives the connotation of the cruelty of the wall.
some more people died trying to get past the Reverse Berlin wall.
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Sexual activity when the male gives the female sleeping pills and/or nums her tonsils via sterile needle, and violently hip thrusts his penis into the mouth of the female until his penis is covered with 12% saliva and 88% blood.
No way Dan, only knew her for a day and already got to do a Reverse Candy Cane on her?
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OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.
Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis
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Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.
Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up
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