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Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.
Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)
HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW
ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋
He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it
Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad
"That poor old woman doesn't know where she is"
"shes probably called sam"
A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.
Also he has ADHD so that helped?
5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro
Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro
acronym: Self Absorbed Millennial Shit
Millenial": "I work so hard, I have no money, so I'm taking an expensive vacation that I deserve!"
Response: "SAMS"