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Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.
Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"
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completely, and utterly the most amazing, greatest and best sandwich ever made..chargrilled chicken with honey and mustard mayo with salad...ohhh
1 best sandwich in the world please
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When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
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an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy
when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich
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When a female is obviously turned on by the opposite/ same member of sex.
I went down on Barbara and she was dripping like a egg sandwich!
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Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
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A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.
Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.
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