When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes
I gave a whole town a baby shower
Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.
"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".
Pre damp shower meaning Is when some one wants to shower but not wash there bottom
The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians
"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man