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A more poggers way to pronounce tomato
Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*
Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.
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often referred as "Tommied"
Definition: when someone negatively and sarcastically attacks someone else's action, belief and/or interests.
Jake is going to Tom it up when he finds out I like to bake.
He really Tommied my preference to android phones.
Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.
Tom Aue 10 is ugly af
Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.
He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.
Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.
Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...