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The worst place on the planet. This place is terrible, it doesn't even deserve to be a place. Nothing about Texas is good.
Run away from Texas!
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a fag
Sean: "Hey have you met that guy Texas?"
Michael: "Yeah he's such a fag!"
Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
I love you Texas <3
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Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.
“God bless Texas”
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a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks
person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas
An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.
There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!
The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.