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when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit
Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream
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for a girl to give a guy a blow and hand job while he is laying down and to make him cum into her mouth which she drools out all over her hands and his cock, while his cock is still in her mouth
Last night my girlfriend made me an ice cream cone. The best part was when she was done, she licked all the cum off her fingers and my cock.
Bitch, make an ice cream cone for me!
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Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.
"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."
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me and my friend cody made it up one day for code talking. it means smoke weed
lets go eat some sour cream and onion chips, dawg.
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a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
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this is just another way to say the word Fuck.
where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!
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An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
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