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An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.
Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!
Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!
Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.
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The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.
I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.
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When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.
I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!
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Below-average English teacher scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for ways to waste time.
Wow, my English teacher James Weaver sure does like watching Pokemon on the projector instead of doing work.
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a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.
wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU
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awesome, trustful, great friend, and will never intentionally hurt you.
'asher james is such a great person'
'omg yes... she has never hurt me'
'right?'
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