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V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated
I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture
When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red
From the venture brothers
I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday
A Rusty Venture is:
1: when you have a gay 69 and stick your hand inside there asshole and pull out the shit and rub it on each other than the first one to cum has to eat all of the shit.
2: when you take your girl out to a resterrant than not let her take a shit all day than you have anale sex untill she shits all over your dick than you take out your dick and bust all over her back than you have to eat all of the shit and cum with out you hands.
3: When you take a shit in your girls mouth and then you stick your dick in there untill she trows up all over your dick than she has to eat the shit and put it in her vagina than cum in her face.
4: to take out as much shit as posibul with one hand full and two servings and eat it
I had to give a Rusty Venture to my friends last nights.
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When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom
You will now have a cum dildo
Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty
Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear
Rusty Grape is a winery and tasting room out side Battle Ground, WA serving award winning wine and famous wood fired pizza in a Italian rustic setting.
The Rusty Grape is a amazing place where time slows down. Lets go to Rusty Grape enjoy a glass of wine. Some delicious pizza.
Where an old lady wipes her back with her hand when she took a shit, and then offers you a handjob!
That women from behind the liqour store offer me a Rusty Remnant