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On October 31 is kiss a boy day this is because guys never want to get kissed by girls so I I can’t say my name but I made this day because Guys are stupid and never want kisses.
Kiss a boy day.ask a boy to be kissed on October 31 and then show this to them
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It ain't gay because they're just homies
I was kissing the homies goodnight
Isn't that gay
No they're just homies
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The licking of someone's ass crack
Last night after dinner I gave my girlfriend a hersey kiss.
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When a person kisses a girl right after she says not to, and right after the person kisses, they lick the girls' lips.
Referenced by lolitsthad(Thaddeus Peuterschmidt) on YouTube when telling a story of a creepy dude.
Everyone thought that Joe was a creep once he did a serial killer kiss on Susie.
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An expression of one's joy after a certain favourable event.
Now who’s it to be,
me or Cliff Thorburn? Thank you very much indeed.
Puts the phone down Kiss my face!
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The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
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Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.
Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.
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