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He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny
Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover
Very tall and big built but not fat
Great hair
I wish i was like jared de wet
I want jared de wet to break my virginaty
When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
To blow hard and firm giving an unusually wet blow job while the penis is at it's deapest point, causing a loud, quick, gurgaling sound.
Nikki dismounted me using her signature "Reverse Wet-Vac".
The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!
When someone pretends to down a drink and throws it over his shoulder.... the action is known as a wet shoulder gupi
lads... down it on 3. 1 2 3, the drink is then thrown over the shoulder whilst everyone else is downing theirs.
This is known as a wet shoulder gupi
sucking the balls of a canadian dude
Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.
White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job
Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.