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When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)
You smell like a Florida shower.
After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.
Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.
A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.
2👍 1👎
Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.
I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?
When the male ejaculates in the shower and the women steps on it.
Bae just stepped in my shower glazing, fell and hit her head.
When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower