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a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite
Oh wow, NoobMaster69 is being such a toxic eight year old
You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.
"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
a boy who prefers to go watch a movie or a good dinner instead of one night stands
In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
OSLB: Im a old school lover boy…
Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy
Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find
something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.
DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old
The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.
I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!
(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.
Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"