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Goddess. Her skin Is as smooth as silk and her body is as soft as a marshmallow. Her tits are the size of a toddler and has a dump truck ass there size of multiple heads. Her pussy feels so good and has such a gorilla grip on the dick that you won't be able to have sex with any other woman after fucking her. You'll need to replace your pants the minute you step within a 40 mile radius of her because her scent is so attracting and strong that not even the Chad above all can resist. You're tank will have been completely empty by the time she's 1/16th done with you. She is a complete freak in the sheets and can go for hours and possibly even days without rest. Her pussy is at least 20 inches long and 20 inches deep. When she kisses you, you feel such a warm juicy feeling in your mouth as her tongue forces its way through to explore that its comparable to eating a warm glazed donut straight out of the making if not 20x better. She has such mastery over her hip movement and oral activity that she could make you cum within seconds of entering her pussy and make you orgasm just by sucking you off because she's that good. She has such mastery over he pelvic muscles that she can suck in, repel, twist and lock in the dick with just her pussy. You would end up being hypnotized by her and be disgusted at the thought of kissing another woman. Her milk is the best you'll ever find. Its so good that you would ask her to feed you sone whenever you had cookies or cereal.
Bro the Stacy Above All made everyone go to the grocery store yesterday because they kept having orgasms.
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A person with a wide range of skills and knowledge to succeed with just about any thing.
Ol bill over there can probably help us, hes a jack of all trades.
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She is an annoying discord user OBSESSED with Levi Ackerman and hawks (keigo takami) she needs therapy ASAP
Ceo of all gamers is so cute
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The kid in drafting class who takes everything seriously, while the rest of the class sits back and plays on the computer.
"did you see joe in anders class?"
"yeah, he is a real Drafting All-Star"
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During a difficult moment in time (usually economic unrest, personal issues, pledging for a fraternity, etc), it is known that Wells Fargo survives most economic downturns far better than other banks due to their stringent traditional practices.
Ted: Man, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
John: Its okay man, Alls Wells In Fargo...
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All blowed out -
Definitions include: the feeling when you take a huge dump and your anus is stretched.
When I came out of the restroom I was all blowed out
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Spread out or scattered over an extremely wide spectrum.
My feelings about my new job are all over the map.
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