Something that someone says that they think is funny, but it is actually not. In fact, it is really annoying and usually they are the only ones to laugh at their own joke.
1. "Look, Mr. Wright! I have glitter on my hands! *insert sound of someone who is silly like BB's laughter this is ALWAYS annoying and puts strain on one's nerves. Sometimes, the aforementioned laughter results in a splitting headache.*"
2. "That wasn't funny! You're silly like BB! I hate you."
When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon
Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon
Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.
Oliver You are as smart like a rock.
This can be used as an example of best friends or the perfect example of bros before hoes.
-Do you think Mike will ditch us for Amy?
-No man me and Mike are like Shaggy and Scooby.
To use any drug, usually lean to a point of no self control and an extreme "out of it" feeling.
Did you see him walk like a kickstand at the party yesterday
man it's so hot im sweating like a rapist
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Phrase used to describe when a friend (usually male) fails to perform sexually. This is sometimes, but not always, caused by drinking too much alcohol or any other substance that may inhibit sexual performance. However it can also be caused by inexperience or just being weak. "Hitting it like a bitch" also comes with a great deal of being laughed at by your friends and brings a great deal of shame.
This results in a badly tarnished reputation among chicks and most break-off communication if they are on the receiving end of someone "Hitting it like a bitch."
Can be used do describe under-achieving performance in any aspect such as sports and other events, competitions, etc.
Phrase said to be originated in the small town of Claremont by local towny's.
ex. 1.
"Ya i banged that chick from the other night.... But she hasn't hit me up since then..."
(all friends laughing at same time and spoken extremely sarcastically) "ThAHAhahahaAAHaH!!! CAUSE YOU HIT IT LIKE A BITCH!!!!"
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