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1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
4. A man who smells dirty diapers.
Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
Christian Boser
Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.
"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."
Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"
That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
Christiane is the best person you will ever meet. She will always help you whatever it is.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.
I am the most lucky girl because my mom is a Christiane.
Thank you Christiane you are amazing!
Christiane is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. Omg her eyes are so stunning and her smile can bright someones day. And har body, she got a big booty and atlathic body. She gets all the boys. Her personality is the best, she is so charming and cute. Every girl is jealouse of her because she is perfect.
Wow look at that booty!
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.
Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell
Dammm… she Christiane’d that
A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.