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When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.
"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."
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A gang activity in which someone attacks a white victim, chosen at random. It may or may not be a rite of initiation, or it may be a way to terrorize white people and drive them out of gang-occupied neighborhoods. Attacks are often serious and sometimes deadly.
Yo Dreymar, time to do some polar bear hunting. Gotta let em know whose streets these is.
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When a female constricts her vagina around the males penis during intercourse with so much force he cannot pull out
Ya bro, I was fucking her and she must work her pussy out or something because she russian bear hugged me, it was wicked.
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characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas!
"Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."
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When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.
Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing
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The greatest football team ever assembled
The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
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An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
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