When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'
'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....
As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.
"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"
1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.
2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.
dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"
when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually
rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner
When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.
Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.
Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.
Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.
A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!
Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!