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Dezy Boner

When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'

'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....

by loves pizza so muchigetaboner June 01, 2015


con-boner

As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.

"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"

by Roxas/Misa August 11, 2009


boner-licious

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.

dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"

by winnie-kabby January 29, 2009


inner boner

when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually

rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner

by sexyy chick May 12, 2009


boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

by Real nigga boss June 01, 2014


Boner Vibe

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.

Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.

by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011


Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

by Your moms ass! June 08, 2019