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A dust bowl is the act of group sex when it is performed by participants who are all over 50 years of age.
Last night was a hoot! I nearly dislocated my hip in that dust bowl!
The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.
Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.
OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!
Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby
She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!
Healthy and delicious correctly portioned meals that are usually in a tuperware bowl. The Beck Bowls usually consist of seasoned and grilled chicken breast with steamed veggies on a bed of brown rice.
Guy: I need to eat healthier, the doctor did a blood test, and the results said my good cholesterol is too low, and my bad cholesterol is KFC Gravy.
Friend: You need to eat those Becky Bowls, and drop those pounds
A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.
I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?
When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.
Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!
When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty
Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww