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A Chocolate Star Monster is a Homorsexual male who prefer's to give anal intercourse and not receive it.
"Look at the size of the gay brick layer, you can tell he is a chocolate star monster, no queer boy could handle him"
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I was doin the chocolate highway boogie with jane last night.
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Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.
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When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.
Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.
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When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!
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...is for nubs
Boselli is a nub for drinking mint hot chocolate
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While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.
--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?
Wait, what did we do?
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