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A really huge and healthy dump.
1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
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I was doin the chocolate highway boogie with jane last night.
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Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.
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When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.
Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.
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When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!
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...is for nubs
Boselli is a nub for drinking mint hot chocolate
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Family Guy-phrase used by Stewie Griffin and Joe Swanson for saying goodbye to their African-American friends Cleveland Brown and Cleveland Brown Jr. in the "Pilot" episode of The Cleveland Show".
Real definition: immature and childish alternative word for saying goodbye to people of African descent.
Slang: bye to people made out of chocolate.
Father 1: Goodbye, I'm gonna miss you, pal
Child 1, 2: Goodbye!
Child 3: Bye chocolate people!
Father's friend: I'm gonna miss you all!
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