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Dryfork Christian School

Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.

Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”

by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022


Drive-Thru Christian

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He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

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