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Occidental College

A private liberal arts school in Los Angeles. A place where overprivileged white preps pretend to be quirky and leftist while their parents pay for their $80,000/year bill. Preaches equity and diversity while being one of the most expensive colleges in America and failing to provide any support for the few students of color.

The University of Spoiled Children? That's Occidental College.

Ted has a 4.0 GPA and comes from a family in the bottom 50% of income earners. Instead of giving Ted a scholarship, Occidental told him to "Go fuck yourself".

by WolfOfTerchová October 24, 2023


tem go to college

byeee now! tem go to cool leg (college) to get to go back to temy shop (temmie's items) and sell stuff (thatz mien)

temmie: *leaves face at shop*
temmie: i can still see
temmie: tem go to college and make some money
me: ok weird dog

by temflaks June 19, 2021


Mount Alvernia College

a shithole. a shithole and an absolute doghouse. it's a catholic all girls school in Kedron, Brisbane, Queensland but it is barely even fucking catholic because 49.5% of students are sluts and the other 49.5% of the students are lesbians with gender neutral pronouns and blue hair and then 1% are normal. but even then the normal kids can still be bitches sometimes. apparently some tiktok chick went there and she was popular? who gives a fuck. shithole, shit school, retarded retards and retarded retards. also known for a girl who literally identified as a rat and bit a kid. FUCK I HATE THIS SHITHOLE OF A SCHOOL.

you may think that this definition is exaggerated for the purpose of HAHA FUNNY FUCKING DEFINITON ON URBAN DICTIONARY MATE I BETTER SHARE THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ON SNAPCHAT AND WE CAN HAVE A GOOD FUCKING CHUCKLE ABOUT IT but no it's a fucking shithole. this school is so fucking garbage. i'm sure at least one nice chick has come out of this school in the past but if you want to be happy in life stay away from this cesspool. also has a "brother school" next door called Padua College (also a shithole) but a bit better because they don't teach that gender is a spectrum.

Fucktard 1: "Hey what do you think of Mount Alvernia College and Padua College?"

Fucktard 2: "Mount A is a brothel and Padua is a fucking terrorist organization."

Fucktard1: "Haha yeah that's so funny I bet that will get tons of likes on Urban Dictionary because your so funny and clever for writing such a snarky fucking comment about two shitty schools that no one gives a fuck about."

eat shit die

by please throw your phone away March 28, 2024


presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021


Dominican College of Tarlac

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.

A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?

by Oldfagbayani February 22, 2018


Rajuk College

Rajuk College is an insecure teen who is afraid the girls/bois s/he hits on online will stop replying so s/he forces them to participate in his/her stupid challenges that s/he puts up as instagram stories. In general, Rajuk College loves validation from strangers on the Internet.

Arif- My man, everyone's talking about you hooking up with that hot chick from chemistry class.
Rafi- Nah bro, she turned out to be such a Rajuk College. Too much for me.

by Babybhai May 25, 2018


Rice Carr college

Shitty fucking norty skool needs burning down teachers little cunts

All the kids there are top class well behaved 😉😉😂

Fuck rice Carr college

by FuckSkool May 25, 2019