dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!

Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.

Most qualified to eat ass

Michael

Michael is most qualified to eat ass.

the anticipation is eating my spine

a common saying meaning "im so excited/nervous to see what happens next?"

do you think wonder woman really dies in endgame?

idk, but the anticipation is eating my spine

That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances

Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.

Your Auntie eat Pantie

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

Eat shit from John

To swallow your pride

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.