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When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
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To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.
I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.
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someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.
Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
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someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook
god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.
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A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface
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When everyone posts the same post at once
John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
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When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!
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