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A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface
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When everyone posts the same post at once
John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
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When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!
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n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
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a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.
"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"
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When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
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When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.
A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."
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