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To nail someone to a cross; to crucify someone.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'll Jesus your ass.
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Expression of extreme exasperation.
Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out
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Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.
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Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
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As in, 'I had a blast', i had an epiphany, i went into extase.
The reaction you have when something triggers your system into releasing a lot of dopamine into your brain.
background unknown.
Frankie Knuckles was deejaying and I saw Jesus.
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When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
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Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
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