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The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?
Person2: You just got skittle jacked!
Person1: Damn! Not again!
The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.
This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.
"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."
another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass
My ex is a complete ass of Jack.
A person, or persons who over explains a joke to the point the comedic value is lost
Trevor, stop it, stop being a jack wright
He’s doing it again
A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.
1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
A cinematic archetype of douchey villains, mainly white dudes, set in a tropical location that greedily look for some treasure or secret ruins, because cash money, and will stop at nothing to get it. Marked by wearing full white suits or khaki and cargo everything, and often a handsome, slick silver fox with the business tenacity of Warren Buffet and an obsession with some ancient history, and optionally a dank mustache.
Yo bruh you remember Clayton from the original Tarzan?
Aw yeah, he’s a classic Panama Jack, great movie.