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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023


No Lip Lucy

No Lip Luciee is defined as always having the most to say but having no lips.

L; You're so stupid!

M; How're you gonna chat the most with no lips? Don't be such a no lip Lucy

by OGGmm March 8, 2024


Leper Lips

A person with extremely dry, cracked, and bloody lips.

Guy 1: Yo, did you see those crusty ass lips on that broad?

Guy 2: Yeah, that bitch got some leper lips on her.

by BDSt@n July 24, 2010


desert lip

cottonmouth.

i got 3rd degree desert lip from smoking to much herb

by og786598 May 28, 2011


Desert Lips

Very dry vagina lips.

"God that bitch I boned last night had massive desert lips!"

by EmperorX May 31, 2012


Fat Bottom Lip

When someone talks a lot of smack; wise ass.

"Ayo! Did you see the way Nico straight told the professor his science homework and him didn't have Chemistry and that's why he couldn't turn it in!? He got a fat bottom lip!"

by Blondegoddess April 22, 2021


Two Lip Hustle

A "two lip hustle" is a scam that requires nothing but your mouth.

That guy took me for five bucks with nothing but a two lip hustle.

by nada smurf June 13, 2018